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My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
I sold my vacuum cleaner today
It sucked! All it was doing was collecting dust.
I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?”
I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low "ha".
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
They are key workers.
Why didn't 4 ask 5 out?
Because he was 22.
How can a room full of married people be empty?
Because there's not a single person there.